the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didnβt wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wifeβs pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point
just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boyβs chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask